Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Ring, Ring...

me: hello?
her: Mr fat plaid shirt?
me: yes?
her: this is mrs happy pants. We would like to schedule a second interview
me: yes, i can fit you in my schedule...
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her: ok, we look forward to meeting with you again.
The job doesn't start for another three weeks, and it's part time, but the fact she wants me for a second interview is enough to make me sooooooooo happy!!
It'll be the perfect position while I work on my MBA. Small business, commission, yeah, I can sell anything, especially when it deals with the law and small business!!

Thursday, July 7, 2011


You are: underqualified; overqualified; not taking the bar until february; not experienced; not going to be able to afford parking; probably not going to get along well being micromanaged like we do here. These are all things I hear after interviews.

Well, screw it. I am going to get one of your management jobs, and when I get it, I am going to fire you immediately for being incompetent (sp) . Happy Summer.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Interview, Schmenterview

I have an interview today, and another Friday afternoon. If I could get paid for each interview, I would be a upper-lower middle_class law grad. But I'm not...